I’m sitting here in my skinny jeans and I can’t help but think: If I were a guy, wearing these jeans could spell infertility for life. Seriously, these jeans are tight. I once remarked to a friend that if you’re thinking of dieting, don’t bother with fad diets and all that, just wear tight jeans. Your stomach literally shrinks and you don’t feel hungry. Seriously. I have a feeling that these jeans are going to go down in my life as that one pair of jeans that I could only have won when I was *this* skinny. You know how our moms have that one pair of skinny jeans and squirm to get back into them after they give birth? Yeah. This is gonna be mine. I can so feel it.
The best thing about being pregnant (no, I am not.) is that you get to make impossible food demands. *rubs hands in glee* I have already compiled a list of my impossible food demands it reads something like this:
1) Foie Gras (I’m not really picky about this, from the Serangoon French Stall also can.)
2) Chili crab with man tou. *slurpp* =P
3) Sashimi, flying fish roe sushi, ebi tempura, chasoba, chawanmusi, miso soup.
4) Gourmet burgers with mustard please!
5) Sticky date pudding with caramel sauce from the Marmalade Pantry
6) Deep fried garoupa with black bean sauce from the Hyatt
7) Morton’s filet mignon steaks 
Champagne mousse from the Fullerton
9) HAHAHAHAA Catalan creme brulee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ohsosweetandorgasmic.
10) Plump juicy live oysters heehee. au naturel please!
I am going to update this list as and when I think of something. =P
Okay, don’t say I didn’t warn you Tim. heehee.
4 Comments
February 23, 2006 at 5:26 am
help….
February 24, 2006 at 4:22 pm
at first i thought i could go cooking lesson with you one, but then she put the exact place she wants the dish from. So i guess you are doomed brother. hahahah. (you can always not make her pregnant — i give you my children la. Want to buy dogs instead? hahahahah)
February 25, 2006 at 2:41 am
*seriously considering*
February 25, 2006 at 12:27 pm
okay lah. dun need to be from that place k?