Things I think are realllyyy funny that you might not.

1. Language barriers.
This morning I said to my ang moh dog- Wei she me ni zai zhe’er?
He looked at me rather blankly. Really my dog (omg I typed god at first) inspires me to speak Chinese.
Michael (my lil bro who is also very ang moh because of my mom’s home schooling) likes to call my [...]

Bleahhh.

GSS SUCKS. Give me FashBash anytime over racks and racks of nothing to wear. It’s just disgusting the way they display all these dull misshapen things in the largest possible sizes that no one’s going to buy/wear. Seriously, bin it and burn it. All the stuff I like are NOT ON SALE- the greatest hocuspocus [...]

Mykonos (Day 1)

The past few days have been so tiring emotionally…so these are as much for me as they are for you. Something lovely to look at. I loved Greece…

Where we stayed in Mykonos- Mama’s Pension. Slightly secluded, but charming.

Stove on the breakfast terrace

Every day was cloudless and perfect

The balconies were like altars to the sun, laden [...]

yay

Today was such a good day. I love you girls!!!!!!!! See ya on wednesday okay???
*muahmuahmuah*

The Day It Stormed

On the ferries I listened to the anguished cry of the wind and thought I heard also the baleful song of the sirens, luring unsuspecting sailors to their briny graves or sometimes, hauling the prime catch onto arid islands, feeding them with dew from the lilies that grew between the rock, mating with them, (scales [...]

Mykonos Day Three

I’ve always loved the wind- she is to me a person and a she and is really, the most intriging person I’ve ever had the pleasure of meeting. Her many faces have never ceased to delight, fascinate and rouse me. She is a seasoned traveller, she is tender as a lover, harsh as a tyrant. [...]

Memories of Greece

By the Acropolis, Nigerians hawk fake Louis Vuitton alongside sticks of incense and patchouli. By the city beaches, dust blows from the highway and sand blows from the shore, scouring the fading graffitied walls. Amidst the pound and swerve of rapid feet and a spinning ball, dust rears in clouds, drifting over the sun-slick bodies [...]

Attica

Hi everyone!
 Am alive and kicking, Tim too.
 Anyway I suspect I don’t really have to update this thing seeing as how everyone is away on their respective grad trips but yah, just to let you know.
Hmmm….too much to say will write more when I’m back.
Tim: Greece rocks.
I concur with his judgment.

Les Miserables

Hehehehe. I’m on a rollll with these double meaning names man. hurhurhur.
Okay i realise I’ve posted like twice in the last two hours and no one is reloading the site that fast but I’ve been waitttingggg so long to post this so bear with me.
Here goes:
*inhales deeply* (envision musical notes floating around these words [...]

I like girls who wear Abercrombie and Fitch…

This hilarious post reminds me of my first foray into a four storied Abercrombie store on 5th Ave. First, the scarily good-looking “bouncers” at the door…seriously wth? Bouncers??? But they were damn good looking- totally hot and built…I bet they were all gay.
The next thing you notice is the pounding music…urgh it was so awful…whassup [...]