Anonymous Pupils

AP1: Lawyers are like high class…
AP2: Prostitutes?
AP1: Well I was going to say personal assistants but yeah…prostitutes…that’s true too. We get paid to be fucked by clients.
(forgive the unseemly language but this was just too ridiculously true.)

Our Sunday Bake-together

Girls only.
We spanked each other with oven mitts
Flung flour and icing sugar at each other
We got all hot and sticky
It was all very Martha Stewartesque.

Inspirational Shopping

Ducks and I went tramping about the shopping route less travelled but were not wholly impressed. Ann Siang was eh….aight but nothing spectacular. Thank goodness for perfect jeans at Actually huh huh? *nudge nudge poke poke*
But ELSEWHERE, there’s much to be had.
My recent puchases (more recent than the nine west shoes) include a black [...]

Birdbrained

A little sparrow bumped its head quite hard on the roof overhang outside my window this morning. Seriously…I saw a tiny flurry of wings and feathers go zoooop up and THWACK and then spiral down and then up and away and disappear. It was a really loud thwack. Ouch…must’ve have hurt. The poor lil dude. [...]

And this is Bruiser Woods

Just watched Legally Blonde again for the nth time.
It. Is. SO. Inspirational.
I feel SO. Empowered.
I seriously need a pinker furrier more glittery pencil like, now?

Recent Acquisitions

Jan and Grace went shopping and lookie what we gots us:
(photo of superrrr purty nine west shoes from the 40% off VIP pre-sale preview sale)
Okay my bad I’m just lazy to actually take a picture and upload it. But I have just spent the last hour trying on my shoes and prancing around my bedroom [...]

Super Sleuth

Yay! I wanna watch Nancy Drew!
I have/had a crush on Ned Nickerson (as well as Prince Eric, Dimitri and a whole host of other imaginary characters)
Sigh. My blighted childhood of unrequited love.
Tim: It’s sissy to read Nancy Drew! I only read Hardy Boys. And Sweet Valley.

heeheehee!

Timster is damnn HAM-STER* mannnnn.
*noun: a Hamsum and very groovy dude.
Frances said he looked like a hamster so you know, this is better.
Isn’t it?
=D

Since no mag interviews me on what-I’m-wearing-today I am taking decisive action.

Hurrah hurrah it’s the weekend! Which means I can wear whateverrrrr I want! No more blah work clothes *BLAH!*
So to celebrate this momentous occasion I have donned:
a tan James Perse t-shirt dress that’s oh so comfortable and figure hugging and short and SO NOT ALLOWED in the office AND
my Santorinian volanic rock necklace!
yayyyy!
Yeah this [...]

Loneliness like a heartbeat drives you mad

It’s not like I’ve been finishing work very late these past few days.
Yet I’ve been thinking up all manner of depressing MSN nicks…
Finally decided that at this point, I really don’t wanna hang out with me.
Love that Fleetwood Mac song.