Seriously why didn’t I just dig up the guts to do this earlier?
Because pressing salt into gaping ulcers is the more shiokified shiokness feeling in the world.
I feel like I’m burning the disgusting bacteria infested white sore, I can almost hear the bacteria screaming as they die (water sucked out of them by the hypertonic salt solution surrounding them).
Saw the most awesome batwing lambo just now at Clarke Quay:
Tim: Wah! 1x Impressed leh!
Me: I then 10x IMPRESSED! What the hell is 1x Impressed???? Isn’t that just Impressed???? The Banking Partners would have called you stupid. They are very unforgiving.
Tim: No lah! *I* am 1, like 1x helmet, etc get it?
Me: Ohhhh I get it….some army lingo thing issit?
…seriously the weirdest things come out of the Army. Colour me tickled. I mean, Wah! I 1x Tickled leh!
