Mischy got me this hilarious little book called “This Little Piggy Went to Prada- Nursery Rhymes for the Blahnik Brigade”.
I was reading it last night and really nearly died laughing. My favourite right now is Twinkle Twinkle so as per Mischy’s request, I’m posting it here.
(sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star in your head!)
Twinkle, twinkle, diamond ring,
In a blue box tied with string.
Tiffany’s new Princess Cut,
Twice the size of baby’s butt
Twinkle, twinkle, show your spark,
Can’t change nappies in the dark
*giggle* I can SO imagine singing this to my kid! hahahaa
