The only worthwhile comment on the US elections:
“Obama is so skinny he looks like a spring chicken”
Kindly contributed by The Boss.
In other news I’ve wanted to share this totally rad joke like forEVER!
Why is an elephant huge, grey and wrinkly?
Because if it were small, white and smooth,
it would be an aspirin
*guffaw, splutter, choke, wheeze, gasp, laugh*
Brilliant things come out of New Year crackers these days! Along with fiddly water guns, slinkys and paper crowns you slip over your groggy head and smile (eyelids drooping) for the camera before diving onto the sofa again to crash.